Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

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drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

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phangirlingoverdisney:

juicylouture:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl

I got the first part down

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partynoxious:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

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dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

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